Nassau Community College, Garden City NY
Staring Giuseppe Lagrangia
Nassau Community College is proud to present Joseph Louis Lagrange on stage in the main room of the CCB for a three part series focusing on the calculus experience. This not to be missed series explores traditional learning applied to the fabric of the campus experience. This is sure to be a sold out lecture series, make sure you reserve your tickets today by stopping by the Summer Lecture Series office in the Student Union or on-line at www.ncc.edu.
Topics
Zen and the Art of Orbital Mechanics
Have you ever been sleep walking through life and realized that you don’t know how to calculate an L-Point of a celestial body system? This lecture walks you through the simple but important steps of calculating the five critical L-Points of any orbital system in your neighborhood.
Mechanics, a Short Story of Everything Important Since Newton
Mechanique Analytique may seem dated by today’s standards, but listen to these words of truth come alive as spoken by Giuseppe himself. One student at last year’s symposium said, “Blue, I really like the color blue.” While we are not really sure what that has to do with Lagrange’s life works, we do hope your share in the experience of this years recitation.
Calculus of Variations in the Scope of Urban Politics
In this lecture, Giuseppe will free the bound of numerical oppression on your concepts of calculus and introduce you to a world of functions of functions. This evening will change everything you understand about Calculus 1, 2, and 3.
NOTE: This is a parady written as part of a class project. There is no Summer Tour!
2 Comments
April 30, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Do you really remember Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?????
Just put a little disclaimer at the bottom that this is a parody and is part of a class assignment.
Otherwise, I like it
May 3, 2007 at 9:19 am
Where do I get a ticket?